A price / coupon scanner in a nearby CVS evidently woke up dead:
Yup, it’s a Linux console boot log, with the last line suggesting something horrible happened inside the device mapper:
A start job is running for dev-mapper-cryptswap1.device
The systemd
timing status shows it’s been stuck for a while and has no hope of rescue:
(2d 1h 41min 10s / no limit)
I’d reboot that sucker if it had a keyboard …