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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of 2021

Parenting is ready love, balancing priorities, managing tasks… And with the ability to snicker about all of it, of direction! Twitter mothers and fathers are utterly truthful about elevating their children. What’s extra, they continuously confess their trials and tribulations within the funniest tactics. Scroll down to peer the most productive entries of 2021!

My wife just pulled me into the other room and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk but she just wanted to give me m&m’s without the kids seeing.

My 5-year old is rebelling against zoom school by mouthing words instead of speaking so as to make her teacher think there’s something wrong with the unmuting function(*12*)(*11*)(*3*)Today I worked from home, ran 10 miles, homeschooled my kids, cleaned the house, made a delicious dinner, and got my kids to bed early. It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you lie.(*1*)My daughter asked me what it's like to be a parent, so I followed her around asking, "why?" over and over until she started crying.(*4*)I just yelled, “1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!” and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I’m pretty sure I’ve peaked for the day.Real teachers know Math.Who needs drunken nights out when you’ve got toddlers?I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free.Sometimes I like to mess with my family and hide their stuff where they can't find it.It’s amazing humans can learn something new everyday. For example, every Tuesday my husband learns our son has soccer practice at 6.If I ever get kidnapped and taken to an undisclosed location, I'm sure my five year old will find me whenever they let me use the bathroom.4 has been carrying a small notebook around all day. She opens it, writes small scribbles and quickly closes it back up...I don’t know why people say having a dog prepares you for having a kid because my dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 days in a row.My 3 year old, who doesn’t notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away27 hours of labor was worth it because when I shake my baby’s chunky leg and go “Ring ring ring!” and then put his fat cannoli foot to my ear and say “Hello?!” he laughs so hard he barfs.

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