The Funniest Thanksgiving Tweets

Ahh, the glorious Thanksgiving traditions – comfortable circle of relatives time, scrumptious turkey, and a time without work at paintings. All of it turns out neatly and tremendous, however if truth be told, it’s extra like stuffing your self up till the purpose you can not transfer anymore, ingesting one too many glasses of wine and petty arguing with relations. Fortunately, as a substitute of being all sullen about it, you’ll be able to at all times relate your issues of hundreds of thousands of other people at the Web and their hilariously humorous Tweets.

Thanksgiving dinner.Bringing a deadly disease to people with little to no immunity is a very authentic Thanksgiving reenactment.The holidays are an excellent time to get together with family, and instantly remember why you never get together with family.I love Thanksgiving. Can't wait to slave for hours over a meal my kids will rudely reject in front of relatives who are judging my parenting(*10*)I don't start my holiday shopping until after Thanksgiving when I find out which family members I am still on good terms with.

My mother asked what I was going to make this year for Thanksgiving and I said, "a scene."Thanksgiving recipes.(*15*)(*11*)This holiday season I’m thankful my kids get to spend time with the ones they love most - the iPadsHappy Thanksgiving and remember, unless your turkey is applying for a passport, you don’t need to take a photo of it.Gonna ruin thanksgiving this year by saying ok boomer after the family prayeri’m the girl ur family asks u about when ur eating thanksgiving dinner 3 years after we break upYou're sitting at the kids table this Thanksgiving.My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is watching someone else do the dishes.*abuses someone with shopping cart over a sale*Thank you, Thanksgiving, for being a time for family. And thank you, football and alcohol, for making that tolerable.Me: What did you do at school today? 11yo: We wrote fictional stories. I wrote about a turkey and his animal friends who eat a farmer for Thanksgiving.(*1*)The most rewarding part of cooking for days to have a wonderful thanksgiving for my family is when the kids start gagging and ask for pop tarts(*3*)